Hello babbers, yer is a page about I like. Im gonna be talking in bristolian, so you might wanna get someone to translate like. But I'll try not to speak to much proper brizzle or you'll be yer all day proper like!
I was born in Southmead hospidawl in Bristol. Me muh said I caused er so much pain like, that none of the drugs didn't help, so she had a fag and it worked mind. Fair play. See, me muh don't know who r real Dad is like. Cos she had a one nighter down the Materania all them yers back and cant remember who e was. Also she can remember is that e was tall, hairy ansome n and was a proper goer between the sheets like. Fair play - I mus follow after me unknown Dad mind - well das what me misses says.
I never furget the day me step dad, Brian, gave I me first shuvawl. I was seven yers awld, playin wiv me plastic spade in the back garden like. E goes, "Ter, I wants a give you summink, I wants a give they me favouret shavawl like. R dad give it to I n I wants a give it to you, proper like." R muh was cryin in the background like. I took the shuvawl off me Dad and dug me first proper hole. I dugs it so deep, r granddad fell down in and broke his shawder mind.